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第三百二十六章 性感双猪,在线成盒!

    

    “阿磊!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“阿磊率先拿到了枪!怎么说?”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“cigarette不走!他还想拿686试图反杀!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“没有任何意外!hunter一一爆头击杀!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哈哈哈!兄die,你怕是石乐志吧?敢跟我hunter落地肛枪?不知道我hunter打架没怂过,抢枪没输过吗?泰国战神又如何?看我华夏杀人王教你做人!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;嘟师傅表示最喜欢这种场面了!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;整个人比起在国内解说时更加基情四射!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;内战毕竟手心手背都是肉!可现在,每干掉一个老外,那都是在给国服玩家们长脸!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“不好!eig听到交火声摸过来了!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“阿磊没有注意到他!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“危险!!!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哒,哒,哒!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;am粗犷的点射声,犹如一把尖刀,扎在三名解说的心头!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“没死!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“阿磊的反应极快!就地趴倒避开了eig的射击视野!面前几步就是一个刷在地上的大药包!问题不大!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;也好君长舒一口气!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;可随即而来的手雷拉环声,再次让三名解说头皮瞬间发麻!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“eig!大韩民族优秀的职业选手之一!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“中国人即便侥幸逃过一劫又如何?eig的手雷仍旧会终结一切!”棒子解说员的叫声震耳欲聋!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;连带着台下观战的棒子们一阵欢呼!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;仿佛开始了提前的庆祝仪式!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;大屏幕上,那个中国人的血条已经大残!正趴在楼顶,慌张打药!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig的手雷拉环声已然响起!正试图往前跑跳,将其大力投掷而出!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;这一幕何等熟悉?

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;死在eig这般操作下的亡魂不知凡几!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;那个中国人会是例外吗?哈哈哈!不,绝无可能!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“eig将迎来一个相当美好的开局思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;棒子解说见刘磊似乎一无所知还在原地打药,直接下定结论!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我们有理由展望,今天的单排赛中,eig与evermore将会辶”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哒哒哒!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哒哒哒!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;骤然响起的急促枪声,令棒子解说瞬间卡带!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;抬起头一看!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig那大残的血条映入眼帘!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;瞠目结舌道:

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“这这”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;眼看着敌方身体上爆出数团血花,刘磊刚刚还严肃僵硬的脸庞可算舒展开来!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;宛如一朵怒放的雏菊!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;两排洁白的大门牙在灯光的反射下闪闪发光!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“这样才公平嘛!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“都是一枪的命!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“嘿嘿,玩的就是心跳,要的就是刺激!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;默默再次按下b键,将m16由三连发重新改换为单点!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;脑海中!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;技能“一发入魂”的图标始终都在熠熠生辉!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“一枪生!一枪死!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我生!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“你死!!!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;竟是连药包都不继续使用,直接持枪欺身而上!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig惊了!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;在这之前,他已然认为这个家伙的大胆操作是在濒临生死时爆发而出的,几近于极限的莽撞!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;可如今!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;电脑屏幕上传来的画面,几乎推翻了他对这个游戏的理解!打破了他对职业选手的定义!!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;mm!你不打药补状态了吗?

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;mm!你是残血一枪就倒你知道吗?

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;mm!你特娘的不补状态,老子还要补啊!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;敲你吗!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;敲你吗!!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;敲你吗!!!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;你是魔鬼吧?

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;中国选手都是这种疯子吗?

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;刘磊的压上令eig不得不停下打药动作!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;仓促之下抬起枪,就准备冒头射击!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig发誓!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;他要让这个莽汉死无葬身之地,再鞭尸三百回!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;就是现在!!!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig猛的一起身!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;am立即抬起!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;枪口迸发出刺眼的火光!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哒哒哒!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;眼前,那个持枪站立的身影,身体上爆出数团红色血花!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;然而

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig却犹如失力般瘫倒在电竞椅上!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;眼看着电脑屏幕逐渐化为黑白之色,一方简陋的骨灰盒出现在尸体中!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;额头渗出一片晶莹,双眼失神,口中喃喃自语:

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“m16!m16!!m16!!!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啊啊啊啊啊啊!阿西吧!该死的子弹初速度!老子敲你吗~思密达!!!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;m16子弹初速度大于am!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig先死,后续子弹伤害判定无效!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;刘磊屹立在楼顶!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;顺手又捡了颗烟雾弹!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“咔嚓!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“呲~”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“来来来!给棒子上柱香再走!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啧啧啧!瞧咱华夏爷们儿,就是他娘的有素质~思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“谁敢横刀立马!唯我hunter战神!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;嘟师傅双拳紧握,振臂高呼!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;映衬着隔壁棒子解说区的沉默不语,也好君与mjoy简直乐开了花!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啊啊啊啊啊啊~思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啊啊啊啊啊啊~思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;甭管嘴里欢呼着什么,结尾处总要加上一句“思密达”!还生怕隔壁听不见,每一字!每一句!都要嘶吼着喊出!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;连同着弹幕上也如出一辙!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“偷袭被反杀?你可真是个弟弟!汪汪汪~思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“来吧!举报我狗主播现场开挂!再拔了我狗主播网线!汪汪汪~思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“呦呵~这就是你们捧上天的eig?略略略(狗头),连死胖子都不如!死胖子都正面制裁过狗主播!~思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“虽然内容引起极度舒适,但!老子还是要实名举报:韩国职业选手买外围,打假赛,故意死在狗主播枪下!我拿王境泽发誓,这绝对不是因为菜~思密达!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;各类小礼物如潮水般开始滚动!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;这段时间以来,韩国棒子的各种司马针对导致浮在六支战队粉丝心头的阴影,终于散去!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;最美不过艳阳天!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;最爽不过杀尺帝!(一个梗,尺帝在这里比喻棒子!)

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;此处,当浮一大啊呸!当恰一根烟!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“这么快?这就杀了两个了?”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;同样落在军事基地的11听着耳畔的枪声,看着屏幕右上角的击倒击杀提示,双眼一眯!随后又好似没事儿人一般,再度恢复自然。

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;简单搜到基础装备成型后,直接驾车离去!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;来韩国前,ity,4am,omg,三支关系非常之好的战队互相沟通过。

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;在比赛初期!如果一方发现邻居是自己人,就主动驾车离开,防止造成内战减员!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;韩国人搞了这么多小动作,自己人更应团结起来有所准备!当然,这只限于游戏初期!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;11也并不觉得自己只拿了基础打架装备,让出军事基地很吃亏!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;杀人嘛!基础打架装备就够了!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;多杀几次,也就肥了!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;回头,看向刘磊所在的方向。

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;心里默默念道:

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“两个!你现在比我多杀了两个”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;刘磊见一辆车从右边公路离开,心里顿时明了,这应该是自己人!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;于是理也不理,投身到军事基地的茫茫资源中!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“呦呵!三级头?不错不错!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“98!可以可以!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“嗯,药包带三个就够了!投掷物多准备点儿!还缺个八倍镜,美滋滋!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;骤然!屏幕右上角出现一条击倒击杀提示!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“卧槽!”刘磊目瞪口呆!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“卧槽!”嘟师傅,mjoy,也好君三人不顾官方罚款,一句“爆粗”脱口而出!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“这这怎么可能?”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“你特喵的在逗我?”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我不是在做梦吧?你掐掐我!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“卧槽!疼!”

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;而隔壁的棒子解说台,更是惨淡一片,死一般的寂静!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;evermore一一凉了!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;韩国性感双猪,在线成盒!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;但最重要的不是这个,

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;而是:

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;:哇!我怎么这么有才?快来夸夸我!我断章断的好优秀啊!

    &nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;哈哈哈!惊不惊喜?意不意外?感不感动?(狗头)